someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
It was a tables match.
First one to go through a table loses.
I hope everyone can appreciate this now
can i have a fork
do you have a metal one
i planned this for days guys why wont you love me
MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN
EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERFUCKERS”
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
'On another midnight run, I'll still be breathing come the morning sun.’
I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
SPG Song Ask Meme!
Brass Goggles: What got you into Steam Powered Giraffe?
Out in the Rain: What's your idea of a nice, relaxing day all to yourself?
Captain Albert Alexander: Do you like the ocean? How about fishing?
Ice Cream Parade: What's the silliest thing you've done with your friends?
On Top Of The Universe: What makes you feel better than anything in the world?
JuJu Magic: Do you believe in any kind of magical forces?
AEH: Most epic/coolest thing you've ever done?
Steamboat Shenanigans: Favorite milkshake? (If you don't like milkshakes, favorite beverage?)
Honeybee: How's the love life, cowboy?
Make Believe: What's the biggest, most positive change you've made in the world we live in?
A Way Into Your Heart: How has this band of beautiful bots affected your life?
Ghost Grinder: Scariest thing you've ever experienced?
Turn Back the Clock: If there was one thing you could change from your past, what would it be and why?
Go Spine Go: How do you pick on your friends? (In a nice way, of course.)
Bleak Horizon: What do you see in your future ahead of you?